SKI RESORT:
In "Whatcha Gonna Do" the team of Renee Carlson, Timothy Walker, Kathy Clements and Peter Campbell, meet up with Terrilynn Boden. They search around and not much happens until Timothy Walker starts trying to feel up Kathy Clements. Kathy does not like that and pushes him away. Tim gets more than upset at this and snaps at her, pointing his gun at her after being denied. Renee and Lynn were seen walking down to see what the commotion is all about. There is action to come soon!
Star of the Scene: Timothy adds something to what would otherwise be a super friendly group. He brings about some danger and conflict that is always nice to see in the show. His snap after being denied put me on the edge of my seat. Can't wait to see what he does next!
FOREST:
Devonte Washington, Marcus Walker and Skye Thsani have a grand old time, until an accidental shot from Skye's crossbow causes a major conflict. Marcus is fueled in rage after Devonte is hit and chases after Skye.
In another part of the forest, the next day, Mason Ross becomes the first person to be face to face with Karen Ruiz and lives. She doesn't even attack him and she eeriely gives her reasons on why she killed. "The Teams are Fake." What if she's right?
Star of the Scene: Devonte Washington is quite the charming one, even as he bleeds he wants to go out all cool and not like some kind of chump. Sharp tongue on that boy.
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
The Starties! [Hosted by SickKitty] (Part 2)
(Part 2) continued...
The 55 in a 54 Zone Prize for "best and blackest" heads over to Devonte Washington for quite possibly being the only reason to ever move to Detroit ever. Seriously. He's so black that if I stand next to him for too long, I'll probably get a killer tan. Haters gonna hate Devonte, but you keep doing your thing, g.
The How the Fuck Do I Work This Award goes to Jonas Jeffries for pretty much attacking the entire universe with bullets. I think one flew through my TV and broke my vase. Well, Max's vase. Well, Max's mom's prized Vase from ancient times. It wasn't like I knocked it over while drunkenly dancing or anything. Nope. It was all Jonas up in this. Honest.
The Best for the Ad Execs prize goes to Jeanette Buendia for flashing the cameras. Let's be honest, if that amazing ass isn't all over the DVD box covers, then the producers have failed us all.
AND FINALLY:
The SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH award goes to Anna Higgins. Who screamed. And did nothing else. Oh my god SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH.
Honorable mentions include the Rosaline Prize for "most forgotten love interest" toZachariah Johnson, who will never live up to the godly sexy godliness of sex that is Shawn Morrison, and the Little Jimmy is Feeling New Things Down There Award for "most awkward moment to become sexually aroused" to Bobby Goldman for getting a massive erection at the sight of Amber Lyons. No worries Bobby, those things you're feeling are a perfectly natural part of growing up.
Alrighty lovers, SickKitty is out for now. Remember to keep your pretty ears peeled for the first Season 65 Max and Kitty podcast, and until next time, keep on stripping ladies!
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Grey Team Analysis by Ajax-Kun
Hello Internet! It’s Ajax-kun here, giving y’all my opinions on the next season of SOTF-TV. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to grab many details, having been in the Nordics ‘til like a few hours ago. Fortunately, our good friend MarWIN leaked the docs out for Grey Team early, so I looked over them whilst I was out there.
Ah, speaking of teams…
The Team Mechanic
I am cautiously in favour of this shake up. I’ll hold off judgement until I either see it in action, or learn more about it, but this is definitely a great idea. It stops people blowing themselves to shit whilst they get to grips with there weapons. I admit, it has got to be the funniest thing to see, some guy holding some lit dynamite and then *BOOM* No more dumbass! But hey, it got old around Season 3.
Speaking of things getting old (Seamless segue there :P) I can see that this is an attempt to break the pattern of stagnation that is rife in the entertainment business ATM (I.e Mr. Finches Game show), so props for them on that!
The Grey Team
The Mentor
This teams mentor is none other than MarWIN. Yes, that mad guy that posts stats into the blogosphere. Gotta love the cahones on the crew to take a risk on that guy, for all they know, he could run the team into the ground for the lulz.
Doubt he will though. The guy seems to be taking this pretty damn seriously, which bodes well for the team. My only major worry is that he’ll be to busy stroking his ego on the blogs to keep an eye on his team. No offence.
The Students
Normally, I’d go indepth here, but anyone who gives a damn has already torrented those bios and had a good read, so, in lieu of my normal over view/snarky bio commenting, I’m gonna throw out some predictions.
Robby Goldman: Big, Jocky, a little sexist? Reminding you of anyone? Think back to the first season. He’ll carry the team to the midway point, but then he’ll piss of the wrong chick and go out in flames. I’ve got him pegged as a hero, but we all know how good a judge of character I am
Gonna be a good watch, mark my words!
Terrilynn Boden: Feisty little gal, plenty of strength and plenty of guts! If she gets her hands on a gun, she’ll be a sure fire player! I expect to see her in the endgame, or atleast get close. My only worry is that she does something stupid and gets shot in the face.
Another great watch here! It may sound a tad assholish, but I hope this girl snaps!
Devonte Washington: Hmmmmm, not so sure about this one. He will definitely not mesh well with his mentor, and his draw is rather disappointing. I’ll give him a good chance of getting to midway, but unless he learns to play smart, he’ll be another notch on the belt for a player.
Good bet for some drama. I see some potential for sexual violence in there, but its dim. He’ll be out by midway.
Michael Marshall: Aha! A fellow insomniac! I like this guy already! A creative mind will be rather useful, given the teams lack of a good draw, after all, who needs bullets when you can lay traps? My only trouble is his spacey attitude, which will likely make him not quite there during something important.
Right, time for an overly specific prediction! I’m gonna call him dying by falling into one of his own traps, just before the midway point.
Tristan Hart: Oh yay, a moral guardian. He’ll be the method by which some enterprising player gets there hands on a pistol, unless he throws it away in disgust. He is definitely the weak point in the team.
One of the first deaths. Mark. My. Words.
Q.O.T.W
As y’all know, I’m a stickler for romance, so to all the SOTF fangirls out there; What’s the cutest, hottest or downright funniest to watch pairing in the bud here?
Hit me up in the comments!
So, yeah, Qui morituri te salutant
Ah, speaking of teams…
The Team Mechanic
I am cautiously in favour of this shake up. I’ll hold off judgement until I either see it in action, or learn more about it, but this is definitely a great idea. It stops people blowing themselves to shit whilst they get to grips with there weapons. I admit, it has got to be the funniest thing to see, some guy holding some lit dynamite and then *BOOM* No more dumbass! But hey, it got old around Season 3.
Speaking of things getting old (Seamless segue there :P) I can see that this is an attempt to break the pattern of stagnation that is rife in the entertainment business ATM (I.e Mr. Finches Game show), so props for them on that!
The Grey Team
The Mentor
This teams mentor is none other than MarWIN. Yes, that mad guy that posts stats into the blogosphere. Gotta love the cahones on the crew to take a risk on that guy, for all they know, he could run the team into the ground for the lulz.
Doubt he will though. The guy seems to be taking this pretty damn seriously, which bodes well for the team. My only major worry is that he’ll be to busy stroking his ego on the blogs to keep an eye on his team. No offence.
The Students
Normally, I’d go indepth here, but anyone who gives a damn has already torrented those bios and had a good read, so, in lieu of my normal over view/snarky bio commenting, I’m gonna throw out some predictions.
Robby Goldman: Big, Jocky, a little sexist? Reminding you of anyone? Think back to the first season. He’ll carry the team to the midway point, but then he’ll piss of the wrong chick and go out in flames. I’ve got him pegged as a hero, but we all know how good a judge of character I am
Gonna be a good watch, mark my words!
Terrilynn Boden: Feisty little gal, plenty of strength and plenty of guts! If she gets her hands on a gun, she’ll be a sure fire player! I expect to see her in the endgame, or atleast get close. My only worry is that she does something stupid and gets shot in the face.
Another great watch here! It may sound a tad assholish, but I hope this girl snaps!
Devonte Washington: Hmmmmm, not so sure about this one. He will definitely not mesh well with his mentor, and his draw is rather disappointing. I’ll give him a good chance of getting to midway, but unless he learns to play smart, he’ll be another notch on the belt for a player.
Good bet for some drama. I see some potential for sexual violence in there, but its dim. He’ll be out by midway.
Michael Marshall: Aha! A fellow insomniac! I like this guy already! A creative mind will be rather useful, given the teams lack of a good draw, after all, who needs bullets when you can lay traps? My only trouble is his spacey attitude, which will likely make him not quite there during something important.
Right, time for an overly specific prediction! I’m gonna call him dying by falling into one of his own traps, just before the midway point.
Tristan Hart: Oh yay, a moral guardian. He’ll be the method by which some enterprising player gets there hands on a pistol, unless he throws it away in disgust. He is definitely the weak point in the team.
One of the first deaths. Mark. My. Words.
Q.O.T.W
As y’all know, I’m a stickler for romance, so to all the SOTF fangirls out there; What’s the cutest, hottest or downright funniest to watch pairing in the bud here?
Hit me up in the comments!
So, yeah, Qui morituri te salutant
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